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My name is Sara, and I live in New Mexico, but I do not cook meth.
Posted on 23rd Sep at 8:21 PM, with 39,324 notes

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

Posted on 23rd Sep at 5:02 PM, with 5,005 notes

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

Posted on 23rd Sep at 2:37 PM, with 220,440 notes
jerkidiot:


IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS
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jerkidiot:

IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

Posted on 23rd Sep at 7:02 AM, with 24,973 notes

balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

Posted on 23rd Sep at 7:00 AM, with 64,711 notes

painislove2:

I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

Posted on 23rd Sep at 6:47 AM, with 572,365 notes

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

Posted on 23rd Sep at 12:05 AM, with 48,628 notes

bongprince:

constantly thinking “wow, i’ve really internalized some toxic shit”

Posted on 23rd Sep at 12:04 AM, with 33,297 notes
"I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers."
L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (via flyingmind)
Posted on 22nd Sep at 12:55 PM, with 4,684 notes

maurypovichofficial:

1D you have no ownership of any women if she leaves you then it’s her choice not an act of theft by another person. imma still bop to it tho…imma still bop to it

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:10 AM, with 3 notes
My concert experience!

justaheartbeataaway:

Hiiii!  i’m finally home and settled! i’m still in my concert bubble and i wanted to write everything down so i don’t forget it. here we go!

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:) :) :)

Posted on 22nd Sep at 11:03 AM, with 8,503 notes
"For the whole of ‘The X Factor’ I didn’t have a solo which, for me, was a tough pill to swallow.I was delighted but at the same time, couldn’t really understand why I was in the band. That was really low, that feeling of not having a purpose, of just being along for the ride."
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